Reclaiming Our TV Addiction

Sometimes we miss the good old days when we were watching tons of horrible cheesy reality TV and writing about it all the time.  (Most of the time we're okay with writing about actual important topics instead.)  It's been a long time since a show inspired us to do weekly text message commentary.  The ____ of Love franchise just isn't doing it for us anymore.

Good thing we don't have Satellite Directv or one of those other satellite TV services, or we'd probably be even more addicted.  The NFL packages alone would keep the sports fans in the ESC glued to their TVs for even more hours every Sunday during football season.  And we still have a couple of friends who love Friday Night Lights, which airs on Direct TV months before the episodes are shown on NBC, and they keep telling us how we're missing out on all of the cheesy goodness.    

Yeah, you know what, screw it.  It's winter.  It's freezing cold out.  What are we going to do with our time?  Exercise?  Go out and interact with people?  No, we're going to order pizza and hang out on the couch making fun of bad TV.  Now we just need a friend with DirectTV to invite us over.  We'll bring Doritos, beer, and other healthy foods.